Dani Defined

“ My friends are very sexually aggressive, which, uh, is hard for me. You know we’ll watch television and they’ll just see a hot girl will come on and they’ll just be like ‘man, I wanna fuck the shit out of that girl, man. I would fuck that girl.’ And I like can’t even say that. I can’t even pretend I would do that. I see a hot girl on TV and I’m like ‘man, I would friend the shit out of her. I would friend her all night. I would be her girlfriend. I would drive her to the airport, man. I would hold her purse while she shopped. All over her tits. ”

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